favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

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sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

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thisdorkyblogthing:

either Loki legitimately loves the color green or there was one time when he was ten where he mentioned kinda liking his green shirt and Frigga just fucking rolled with it and at some point he just gave up

Jul 29th (+48416)

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

Jul 29th (+140196)
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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

Jul 29th (+520236)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

Jul 29th (+143506)

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

Jul 29th (+46065)

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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shylocks:

There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual: John Watson.

There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual: John Watson.

There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual: John Watson.

There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual: John Watson.

There was ONE feature, and ONLY one feature, of interest in the WHOLE of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the USUAL: JOHN WATSON.

THERE WAS ONE FEATURE, AND ONLY ONE FEATURE, OF INTEREST IN THE WHOLE OF THIS BAFFLING CASE, AND QUITE FRANKLY IT WAS THE USUAL: JOHN WATSON.

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